Humble Pie anybody? 🙃

Has anyone had one of those moments when you goof up and just have to laugh at yourself? I’ve had too many to count. I mean really, something humbling and cringe worthy can happen at any time and Hey, I just laugh and keep going. I know we all have these moments but living with hearing and vision issues certainly multiplies mine! Let’s see ~ I have gotten in the passengers seat of the wrong car before at the grocery store. (In my defense, the car was the same color and it was at night.) ~Years ago a service repair person came by the house and parked in the exact same spot that my husband parks. He had a white suv which my husband Ron also had at the time. I had called Ron and mentioned needing his help to clean out the “buck stove” that had hot ashes in it. When the service guy got out of his suv (that looked like Ron’s, parked in the same spot he parks in.) I was on the front porch with hands on my hips and said, “I did it all by myself!” The service guy was baffled and I was terribly embarrassed when I realized it wasn’t Ron. Thank God Ron pulled up shortly afterwards. Let’s see, what else have I done? There was an evening when my neighbor was coming by to pick up her Mary Kay order. I wasn’t quite sure when she was coming so I showed Ron the items were in the foyer. I went in the bathroom to proceed to color the gray roots of my hair. I came out of the bathroom with my hair sticking in all different directions and plastic gloves on my hands. The front door was opened and I noticed Ron was speaking to someone. I “assumed” it was our neighbor picking up her order. The porch light was not on, the person was about the same height as who I “thought” it was and I waved with plastic gloves on. 🙃Turns out it was another neighbor, a man who is a great guy and also a local politician. I was SOO embarrassed. Yet another time, my son Joshua and I were in the produce section of the store, I had set down my iPad to bag some veggies and walked off. When I realized what I had done we were on a search for my iPad among the veggies and fruits. Luckily I had my iPhone and Joshua used it to set off the iPad alarm. The produce guy and Joshua and I started listening for the alarm until we found it. I laughed and continued with the shopping. There’s much more but you get the picture.

Moral of the story, we can’t take ourselves too seriously. The best way to live life is to live humbly and able to laugh at shortcomings. Is it embarrassing? Oh Yes! Is it funny? Oh Yes! Sometimes we have to eat “humble funny pie” because life is too short to worry about what people think. That’s the wisdom of a 56 year old speaking. Wish I could have learned that much earlier. Yep! Real life. Keeping it humble and hilarious over here!

I’d love to hear your funny stories. Feel free to comment and pass along the laughter. Be Real, Be humble and Be YOU!

Www.shannonkhinson.com

Socks or no socks?

Well?

Another “off the wall” blog post ~ This happened today and it’s too funny not to share. And who knows…. My sense of fashion might be off. What do you think?

This afternoon I had an audiologist appointment to make a couple of changes to my Advanced Bionics Marvel (cochlear implant) processor. A side note~ I am so thankful for Lakeside Audiology in Fort Mill, SC. They go over and beyond to help me hear my best. Advanced Bionics is the cochlear implant company I chose years ago and they are excellent. My Audiologist shared my file with the AB Audiologist and some slight changes were recommended Today was the day of my appointment to make those changes.

Two friends and I had a long lunch before my appointment, then one dropped me off and my husband Ron met me there. Ron walked in the Audiologist office wearing gray/black shorts, black athletic socks and black flip flops. I thought to myself, “Oh Goodness!” We talked for a few minutes then I said ,”Ron black socks and black flip flops look like something an old judge would wear. He took one sock off and I said, “No socks look better”. I asked the lady across from us what she thought, but she didn’t speak English. So he ended up taking the black socks off. I told him if they didn’t stink I would put them in my purse for him. That foreign lady probably thought we were the strangest thing.

The Audiologist called me back to the office and Ron came along with me. She made a couple of changes then I went in the sound booth to listen to various beeps. When I came out, we talked for a short time to test out the changes. I am hearing Ron better. We then told her about the socks incident and she was cracking up. We are the real deal, no pretense! I’m still laughing.

When we got home I realized his socks were still in my purse. I told him to put one back on so I could take a picture. He might suspect it will appear in a blog, but I just won’t send it to him. I’m curious though on the socks or no socks question. Our son can pull it off but he is in his mid twenties and his leg aren’t that white. There’s your chuckle for the day. Hope everyone has a wonderful rest of the week and weekend.
Www.shannonkhinson.com